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RAJANI JOKES

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1

stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!! ;)

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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All students were

confused while taking admission because name of

college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for

Commerce".

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar

And his coach's name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking -

"Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY

100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon

and rain stopped due to play.

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.

However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the

lead actors survive. Rajni swims

across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one

hand and... The Titanic in the other

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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec

2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three

years warranty"

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Rajni can walk faster than light.
"Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only

be changed from one form to another".

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth

did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.

Don't even try to guess what happened.

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more:

Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

today that powder is known as

"AMBUJA CEMENT"

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With due respect to RAJANI SIR,

No offence please

A tribute to ghazal King Jagjit Singh-India loss its invaluable ghazal singer

Hosh walon ko khabar kya bekhudi kya cheez hai.....

Young Jagjit Singh
(8 February 1941 – 10 October 2011)

Indian ghazal singer, composer, music director,activiist and entrepreneur. Known as "The Ghazal King"

Born in Sri Ganganagar, Rajasthan to Amar Singh Dhiman, a government employee, a native of Dalla village in Punjab and his mother, Bachan Kaur from Ottallan village, Samrala. He had four sisters and two brothers and he was known as Jeet by his family.

Popularly known in the 1970s and 1980s, as the first ever successful duo act (with wife Chitra Singh) in the history of recorded Indian music.

Jagjit Singh was the first Indian composer, and together with his wife Chitra Singh the first recording artist in the history of Indian music to use digital multi-track recording for their (India's first digitally recorded) album, Beyond Time (1987). He is regarded as one of India's most influential artistes. Together with sitar player Ravi Shankar and other leading figures of Indian classical music and literature, Singh had voiced his concerns over politicization of arts and culture in India and lack of support experienced by the practitioners of India's traditional art forms, particularly folk artists and musicians.

During 1970s, the art of ghazal singing was dominated by well-established names like Noor Jehan, Malika Pukhraj, Begum Akhtar, Talat Mahmood and Mehdi Hassan. However, Singh was able to make his mark and carve out a niche for himself. In 1976, his album The Unforgetables (On HMV LP Records) hit music stores.

Awards

In 2003, he was awarded the Padma Bhushan, India's third highest civilian award, by the Government of India
In 2006, he was also presented the Teacher's Achievement Awards

Death

Jagjit Singh underwent surgery after he suffered a brain hemorrhage.Doctors at the hospital performed an emergency surgery on Singh. Dr Ajit Menon, a cardiologist, Lilavati Hospital, said, "He suffered a brain hemorrhage and underwent a surgery to remove clots in his brain. His condition is critical". The doctors continued to monitor him in the intensive care unit. He was breathing with the aid of a ventilator. Singh had a history of heart ailments. In January 1998, he suffered a heart attack, which led him to quit smoking. In October 2007, he was hospitalised following blood circulation problems.

Before this illness, his last major concert was held on 16 September 2011 in Nehru Science Centre, Mumbai. His last concert was held on 20 September 2011 in The Indian Public School, Dehradun. He died on 10 October 2011 at the age of 70 in Mumbai at Lilavati hospital.

Puzzle You

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
Q1. ---------
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
Q2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK .. . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

Q4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road -->

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans.. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought! !

knee
Q7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

-->

Oh no, not again ! !

Q9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

Q10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close! !

Q11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ..................

Q12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

Ans. = long time no 'C' -->

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